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inspiringpieces:

The Wallet Ninja

It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.

GET your own Wallet Ninja ($14.99)

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The pagan gods of ancient minecraftia

shade-shypervert:

So~ I finally did the doodles of those creatures. 

I decided that there would be main guardians for each of the biomes. I can also create smaller fairies and spirits, but these are the main. Sorry for the poor quality sketches, I made ​​them very quickly, just to present the idea.

Forest:

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Swamp:

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Plane:

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Jungle:

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Desert:

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Snow:

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and mountains: 

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… an I just jhsdbcfdhgsdhhcjhsdgf about Quetzalcoatl-like guy ;w; I wanna draw him in colors)

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